Proofreading – A dying Art?
Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn’t you say?
These all actually made print.
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No kidding, really? Ya think?
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that’s a bit drastic, but whatever.
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy! That’s what you call going above and beyond, if you know what I mean.
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
I wouldn’t want to work after I died either. That’s my vacation time.
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Shouldn’t he be given a fair trial first? Just asking.
War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect.
If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead