Hello New People!

To all of mom’s invisible friends, hello. It’s so nice to meet you because I never knew you existed. I am me, aka (12). Seriously, I’m kind of upset at the moment. I’m sitting here with my silly mom at the table while she does her Christmas card thing. Who in the world do we know in Canada? Then I am finally let in on the secret that mom has invisible friends. You! I mean dad has always said that mom was a bit nuts but now she is claiming that invisible friends write back. LOL, I’ll have to see this to believe it. And how much has my mom told you exactly? What kind of crazy stories has she shared with you?

(asking mom what she has said)

Are you serious mom? Just for the record, I did not pee on the side of the tub and boys are gross. I have written an adoption agreement to adopt both of the boys out. I am having trouble convincing mom to sign it. HELP!

So, I guess I will be waiting for the mail to see if these invisible friends of mom’s really do exist. If you are out there, my brothers are nags.

BYE PEOPLE!   HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

 

Hey invisible internet people. I guess you all know me as (10). If thats true, here’s some news: My birthday is in less than two weeks. That means they’ll have to pay a couple hundred dollars to change my name to (11). Ha!!!  That’s what they get!

Peace out!



About Thypolar

Crazy and opinionated mom of 3, mouthy and stubborn; voted class clown, hottest cheerleader and most likely to end up on the news all in the same year ;)

33 Responses »

  1. hackingvegas says:

    I knew it! You have lost your mind and even the kids have noticed. Only people who have lost it have invisible friends. Ha ha welcome to the club :-)

  2. guard13007 says:

    Okay, now I want one of those Christmas cards you’re sending out so I can reply that I do exist. XD

  3. Ann says:

    Dear 12,
    Your mom knows ME in Canada, and I rock, therefore you should know me too! For the record, your mom is nuts, but she is the good kind of crazy and not the crazy kind of crazy. I thought you were invisible too, or a figment of your mom’s imagination until she proved your existence with the photo (see above photo).

    Dear 10,
    You are bad-ass dude!

    Signed,
    Invisible in Canada

  4. Another invisible-ite in Canada here! Your kids rule. Seriously.

    • thypolarlife says:

      Thanks so much! I do have great kids and am thankful they have my sense of humor. Let us know when you receive your mail. It went out yesterday and I will be posting about our post office experience tomorrow!

  5. Your kids are just brilliant! Love these letters they wrote!

  6. Lies says:

    (10) : you rule big time!

    (12) : I totally believe you on the bath-pee story. But you believe me: your opinion of boys will soon change ;) .

  7. Awww…rofl! Hey, I’m real…at least I think I am. I mean, I’m not as “real” as Snoop Dogg, but I am a reasonable facsimile. But yeah, I’m real. :)

  8. BTW 11 sounds like a future lawyer. lol

  9. kathydcv says:

    Happy almost birthday to almost 11! Love the posts!

  10. marinasleeps says:

    I just wanna say I am your mothers friend and I am also invisible.
    However I am not in Canada .. I am in Texas. Please remind your mother as she is a bit kooky.

  11. Admin says:

    You know me in Canada!! Happy holiday’s to you and your elves.

  12. “Invisible friends”—that’s awesome! Tell 12 that I believe her about the tub, and that one of my favorite phrases are “Stoooopid boys.” It’s important to draw out the word for 3-5 seconds.

    Happy early birthday, 10-11!

  13. ChaseK8 says:

    LOL very cute…Love it!!! Hello from Canada… I am not invisible…although there are times I ‘wish’ I was!!!!

  14. ryoko861 says:

    Peace out? LMAO!!! Sounds so funny coming from a 10 year old!

    I’m writing them a letter. They’re too cute!!!

  15. so cute!!! you kids sound darling :) loved this post.

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