Afraid to Cough
So here is some advice that I thought would help you all through your weekend~
Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button Monday morning.
If you have a really bad annoying cough that is now interupting your daily life and driving you mad, just take a large dose of laxatives. Then you’ll be afraid to cough, problem solved!
You only need two tools in life – WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape.
If you can’t fix it with a hammer, then you’ve probably got an electrical problem.
Now lets see if someone can help ME out with my questions~
Why in the world are there braille dots on a drive up ATM keypad?
Why is it we live in a society where a pizza is likely to be delivered to your home quicker than the police or ambulance would arrive if you were to call 911?