What do you do when you discover that your significant other has been cheating on you?
Don't You?
Thankfully (for Mr T’s sake) I have not been put in that situation. How would I react? I’m sure that I would fall into the category of something along the lines of Lorena Bobbit. Who is Lorena Bobbit you ask? Lorena Bobbit became the hero of many of betrayed women when she chopped off her husband’s junk after discovering he had been cheating on her. Seems logical, no? 
Doesn't she seem so pleased?
I’m sure that Mr Bobbit endured some pain and his numerous surgeries to repair said “man junk” were of no secret to the media. Unfortunately for Lorena, her desperate attempts to revoke his manhood ended up doing the exact opposite when he became a porn star. So, what is a woman to do after weighing the possibility of her husband becoming a porn star after she chops off said “man junk”?
I’m not sure who this Emily is, but she is my new hero!
Just Brilliant.
Happy Monday All!
I would bobbetize! :-p Maybe I should put up a billboard in Ass-Trotter’s neighborhood?
I would pay good money to see that my friend!
I would accompany the Bobbetizing with:
LELELELELELELELELELELELELELE!
Thankfully for me you’ll never be put in that situation. I wonder if a man has ever done something like this to get back at his wife or is it just the women that are this crazy?
I guess we would just kill the other guy….
Good question. All women are crazy, or at least I am. So I guess it’s self preservation that you choose to keep me out of this situation. God only knows what I’d do to you.
Perfect!
wow, go emily!!!
My new hero, this girl!
Perfect. I’m not sure what my revenge would be but It surely would be sweet! : )
Emily is an inspiration to us all
Hmm, well, what to say? I guess this shows us all that no man can cheat on his woman without getting punished for it…. Then again, this might just be a little crazy?
Just a little, but I feel it’s perfectly acceptable and totally necessary!
That billboard is perfect!
I thought so too!
Love the billboard! An exboyfriend of mine cheated on me years ago, and I wish I had done something clever. Instead I pushed him into a bathtub.
Hey, a pushing into a tub isn’t half bad
Bravo!!!
Gus has been warned… catration is the only option. And part of what I will in court.
He knows better/.
Do you sleep with a knife under your pillow just to prove a point?
Um yea a dull one!
haha! I loved it! I really like the billboard much easier and safer alternative to the chopping of the man junk!
So true…and it doesn’t come with a jail sentence!
Way to go Emily! That is awesome!
Lol, been there, but haven’t done that!
I guess this is why T doesn’t want to open a joint bank account, hehe 
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Probably!
i love the spirit!
I admire her spirit also. I think I need her autograph
The one thing you forgot to mention is that authorities managed to recover the mangled junk from the garbage disposal and it was sown back on and now he is a Freak Porn Star laughing all the way to the bank. She would of been MY hero if she would of roasted the wiener on the barbie!
Hilarious Post! Once of my top ten . . .
Thanks so much Pie! I remember being so damn proud of that woman and then hearing that he had made a porn movie. I was pissed so I can’t even begin to imagine how she felt. I would’ve hunted him down for revenge. Yes, I’d be violent like that!
You know, being a pron star only made him a BIGGER slim ball…
. . . ok she did not cut it off completly and there was no garbage disposal. . . thought it would make a more dramatic point
I like your version better. Let’s write the screenplay.
this sign is so great! what a good way to get back, I smile when I see things like this.
thanks for posting this and making me smile!
My pleasure
I wouldn’t make it simple for him at all. What dear Emily did, is just the beginning, if at all. I’d love to torture him to his bones.
How? I have no clue yet, and hope I never need to have one as well.