The French Maid

January 11, 2012

The other night I decided to have a little fun.

You see, Mr T went to a board meeting for 12′s little league and I was giving him shit before he even left the house.

That’s what I do.

It’s kinda my job.

Since he’d already left and I couldn’t entertain myself at his expense any longer, I thought I’d figure out another way to get at him.

And so it began......

I thought that maybe I could get under his skin if I continually tweeted him, causing his phone to keep going off, thus interupting the meeting!

I’m brilliant like that.

But I was worried that he had already silenced his phone and my efforts would be wasted.

Then it hit me!

These can’t be just any kinda tweets people. If his phone is off, he needs to be overwhelmed by the content of these tweets when returning to the twitterverse.

He wasn’t mad.

I don’t think it even bothered him during the meeting at all.

All it did was make him laugh.

Damn it!

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10 thoughts on “The French Maid”

ryoko861 on January 11, 2012 at 7:30 am said:

Damn, and I missed all that!! Love your hash tags! They’re as funny as the actual tweet!

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thoughtsappear on January 11, 2012 at 9:06 am said:

Soooo…he irons, huh? I have loads of ironing that I’ve been saving…just for him.

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nelle on January 11, 2012 at 9:37 am said:

Har! I like your style…

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marinasleeps on January 11, 2012 at 11:50 am said:

I could not stop laughing that night….
Uhhhhh (wipes tears away) good times, good times.

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Marcos Gonzales on January 11, 2012 at 12:06 pm said:

I’d probably would have felt sorry for Hacking, if it wasn’t for the fact that I just laughed to hard to even consider such a thing. You are hilarious!

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