The Not So Sparkly
Mrs. Sparkly’s Ten Commandments–”Tag, I’m IT!”
I’ve been tagged by Cindy over at One Mind Many Detours.
*pssssst. What does this mean? You don’t know? Me either!*
So now that
we are totally confused we’ve got that straight, let me share what I know:
The apparent rules of this engagement are that if you are tagged, you are to answer 10 questions with complete truth and honesty. If you don’t, Mrs. Sparkly will find you…….
WTF? Really? What happens when she finds you? Then what?
*this sounds like it could be the beginnings of a great horror flick*
And so I figure, I have no choice but to abide by these rules of engagement.
I’m frightened. It’s kind of like standing in the bathroom while staring into the mirror and summoning Bloody Mary. You can’t help but tempt fate. Hold me.
THE TEN QUESTIONS
1. Describe yourself in seven words.
Now is this at all possible? Me? In just seven words? Hmmmm. Let’s see……
perceptive, passionate, candid, curious, tenacious, stubborn and unconventional
2. What keeps you up at night?
While I’ve been told that the coffee I drink late in the day is most likely the culprit, the fact that I’ve had insomnia long before my coffee drinking days even started, tends to tell me otherwise. Aside from my coffee drinking habits, I feel strongly that the abundance of alcoholic beverages I consume is enough to counteract the affects of said caffeine. So what keeps me up at night? Even after our late night sexcapades, I still tend to lay awake at night. Some of the time I am drawn in to an episode of House Hunters International on HGTV, where I’m plotting my escape to a foreign country should the need arise *this will make sense too you in 3…2….1…*. But, most of the time I have been pulled into an episode of Deadly Women on Discovery ID where I’m dying to find out how she got caught
so I can make sure that I don’t! Either way, it’s my thyroid’s fault.
3. Whom would you like to be?
I could totally say something cliché here, such as “I’m just happy being me”,
vomit but considering the fact that I described myself as candid, that would make me a douche. So who would I like to be? No one in particular. “What would I like to be?” is a more appropriate question in my case.
Show me the money bitches!
4. What are you wearing right now?
5. What scares you?
The thought of there being a shortage in chocolate, coffee or alcohol is also quite frightening.
I’m secretly worried Mr T will become a prude and stop putting out. Mama can’t have that.
I’m also always worried that I’m not nearly as sane as I pretend to be.
6. What are the best and worst things about blogging?
There are some great perks to blogging, for me at least. First would obviously be the people. I have virtually
stalked met some incredible people.
I also think it’s great that when I say something on WordPress, I don’t get strange looks or people slowly backing out of a room to run for the hills. The worst thing about blogging is a toss up between the time it consumes and the illiterate spammers. They make me stabby.
7. What is the last website you looked at?
I’d tell you but I’d have to kill you.
It may involve a breast
or two and is probably considered taboo in some households.
But I’m a rebel!
Do you dare to see for yourself?
8. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I hate feet.
I think they are ugly, and the fact that my toes look like little sausages, doesn’t help one bit. Guys with foot fetishes creep me the fuck out. I don’t get it. If you want to suck on a sausage, there are other ways of accomplishing that. The giant red flag that you’re a creepy ass weirdo, isn’t all that necessary.
9. Slankets, yes or no?
What is the hell is a slanket? Wait! Maybe it’s not a what, but a who…. okay so who in the hell is a slanket? It sounds to me like it could be the brain child of a slut and a blanket. Hmmmmmm. A slutty blanket? If that’s the case you can count me in.
I VOTE YES ON SLANKETS!
10. Tell us something about the person who tagged you.
Cindy is someone that you’d like to get to know NOW, especially considering she is on her way to becoming a world renowned psychologist. When she says in an interview one day that she’d “like to thank the little people”, you want to be one of those “little people“. Cindy didn’t know what slankets were either, and even went as far as researching said slanket on dictionary.com. I’m sticking with the slutty blanket theory. She runs around in the nude and is afraid of rodents. Maybe she runs around nude BECAUSE she’s afraid of rodents. And lastly, she spends
a stupendous a lot of time on dictionary.com so if you’re every in the market for a definition, she’s your gal.
and now ………
So now I’d like tag some fellow bloggers. Not because I should, but because I’m afraid for my life. This creepy woman is now your responsibility because I’ve done everything asked of me.
Have fun ladies and gentlemen. Oh! And … you’re wlecome!