The Not So Sparkly

Mrs. Sparkly’s Ten Commandments–”Tag, I’m IT!”   HUH?!? I’ve been tagged by Cindy over at One Mind Many Detours.  *pssssst. What does this mean? You don’t know? Me either!* So now that we are… Read More →

Aw Shit

Mondays are overwhelming. I don’t like them. I’m not a prejudiced person, so the fact that I dislike Mondays to the extent that I do had me concerned. Let’s think about this….. I… Read More →

The French Maid

The other night I decided to have a little fun. You see, Mr T went to a board meeting for 12′s little league and I was giving him shit before he even left… Read More →

Superpower

“Mom, I am beginning to think that our world history is a big fat joke.” ~ 13 “Um…ok? Why would you say that?” ~ Me “Do you know what one of my vocabulary… Read More →

Going for Pessimism

My New Years Sucked. Look, I ain’t gotta lie to kick it and I sure as hell don’t have the energy to sugar coat shit for you people so …… IT SUCKED ASS!… Read More →

The Wheel of Death

Since California Adventure closed three hours earlier than Disneyland did, we decided to head over and get everything in that park out of the way. Seemed innocent enough. I had just finished being… Read More →

11 becomes 12

My Numbers are Rising

December has been a shit month for us. As a matter of fact, both November AND December have been shit months for us. It honestly seems like one thing after another has gone… Read More →

Who does that?

I’m an idiot! I repeat! I’m an idiot! Yesterday I was standing in my kitchen and felt a sneeze coming on. For normal people this isn’t such an issue. However, if you have the… Read More →

Going Limp

I logged in to check my email this past Monday morning and noticed something strange. I had an unusually large amount of spam just kicking it around in my spam folder. WTF?  My… Read More →