(12) is my youngest son and was recently admitted to My Asylum do to a complete loss of common sense and logic. This was first discovered when he claimed that he was a vegetarian. When it was pointed out that he eats chicken nuggets, he said he was a vegetarian but eats nuggets. When it was pointed out that he likes hamburgers, he said that he is a vegetarian that eats nuggets and hamburgers too. When it was pointed out that vegetarians do not eat either of those items, he said that they do now.
(12)’s loss of common sense and logic has led to visual disturbances as well. Recently, when typing a school paper in Microsoft Word, he accidently clicked on the italicize button. When the font slanted and lightened up a bit, he loudly exclaimed that the computer was running out of ink and became panicked (DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT laugh at the boy. It only aggravates the symptoms).
The Asylum Admission Report: (12) was admitted to the Asylum with a diagnosis of DUH! and a side order of visual disturbances. He is well loved and will be monitored closely.