(14)
(14), my only daughter, was admitted to My Asylum after awaking one morning with similar traits to an electronic device. Her cell phone seemed to have fused to her body and she could no longer communicate in the English language. Communications consist of only random letters (lol, brb, jk), rather than actual words and sentences. Her thumbs seem to be able to push buttons at sonic speeds and the only emotions detected occur when being separated from cell phone.
The Asylum Admission Report: (14) was admitted to the Asylum as a possible Cyborg. Tests are currently underway to determine whether she was switched overnight by alien life forms, or whether AT&T installed software in her cell phone to cause the overnight transformation. (14) also may be suffering from hallucinations where she envisions beings that speak an inhuman language (her attempts at English are not understood by any human life form).
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(12) is one sassy little chica! Loving the yellow hat!
She’s adorable! Now, if I could only understand what she says……
When she’s separated from the phone, do emoticons take over for facial expressions? That android/cyborg stuff is way beyond my comprehension.
She’s cute as a button!
How did you know? OMG, is this contagious?
God, I hope not!!! Maybe we should head for Australia!!!
Dear God! She’s beautiful!
I feel for you and Mr T!
You guys will totally bald when this girl hits high school. I will pray that zombies will have eaten us all by that time.
Thanks, I feel for us too! I figure, if we start buying weapons now we should be set. Mr T is already working on the bald part (he he).
I am praying for the zombies too. It would be easier for me that way!
Your daughter looks very much like you. On that part she is for sure, the younger version of yourself.
She’s my mini me!
Adorable! I love the pink tights!
When she is older and wiser, she’ll want to throw her cell into oncoming traffic and watch a big rig run it over. Oh wait, that’s me.
Don’t tell me boss – it’s their phone
Lol! I promise, it’s our secret
Ahhhh yes…just wait until she hits the teen years. There’s nothing like taking your daughters clothes shopping and every time you pick up something to show them they say “EWW” I remember once saying that their reaction was the same as if I had the fashion sense of Shelly Duvall in The Shining. Yeaaaaah, good luck with that.
Hey hey now….. I thought Shelly Duvall looked fantastic in The Shining! Ok, so maybe I am in trouble
SHE is adorable!~
Thank you!