(17) is the oldest of my three children and the first minor admitted to My Asylum. He has an intense fear of zombies that we believe has caused the manifestation of other psychological disorders. He believes that Hollywood has the advantage of knowledge that the general public is not privileged to. His theory is that the movies Quarantine, 28 Days and The Crazies are just a trailer for the End Of the World. We should all be prepared!
He has developed a detailed plan for his escape to Australia should a zombie outbreak ever occur. These details are currently a mystery.
The Asylum Admission report: (17) was admitted with a diagnosis of Kinemortophobia (an irrational fear of the undead). This diagnosis is further complicated by paranoia (convinced that Hollywood is not releasing valuable information to the public) and a detachment disorder (willingness to leave family behind while escaping the zombie outbreak to Australia).