(17)
(17) is the oldest of my three children and the first minor admitted to My Asylum. He has an intense fear of zombies that we believe has caused the manifestation of other psychological disorders. He believes that Hollywood has the advantage of knowledge that the general public is not privileged to. His theory is that the movies Quarantine, 28 Days and The Crazies are just a trailer for the End Of the World. We should all be prepared!
He has developed a detailed plan for his escape to Australia should a zombie outbreak ever occur. These details are currently a mystery.
The Asylum Admission report: (17) was admitted with a diagnosis of Kinemortophobia (an irrational fear of the undead). This diagnosis is further complicated by paranoia (convinced that Hollywood is not releasing valuable information to the public) and a detachment disorder (willingness to leave family behind while escaping the zombie outbreak to Australia).
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(15) knows the deal man. You would do well to invest in World War Z and The Zombie Survival Guide for him. He will appreciate it so that he may begin to work on his “plan”. He’ll know what I mean.
He has a birthday coming up the first week of February. I’ll have to keep that in mind
OMG! He looks JUST like you!!!
Wouldn’t surprise me if Hollywood knew stuff we didn’t. There’s a lot shit that goes on in that town. I don’t think I even want to know.
Well, if there is a zombie attack, Australia is NOT the place to head to at the moment. (why Australia????)
He swears that zombies can’t swim or pilot a plane so Australia would be the only safe place to go.
He better bring a raft or boat then. Half of Aussie is under water at the moment.
Ya gotta love his imagination!
Aww 15 is soooo cute. He would hate me cause I am the pincher of the cheeks kinda woman. He looks ecstatic next to that skinny blond woman in those pics. Is she wax? She better be … no one has curves like that. Thats lethal!
His girlfriend (14) pinches his cheeks all the time. I don’t think he’s mind, lol. The blonde wasn’t was (hence the big grin he has) but I think we could both take her out. You in?
Totally. I got my machette!
Sweet!
He looks halfway becoming a man. And he has got you eyes on the picture with you both.
Ps, you should force him to grow is hair longer. A buzz is a no go these days.
He goes through phases and goes back and forth. Its a teen thing I think.
Tell him I’ll meet him down under – my brother is living there so I can hook him up – or lead him astray and turn him into a beach bum?
PS: I would like to mention that when I say ‘lead him astray,’ I do not say this with cougarly affection!
LMAO! You had him at “my brother is living there” LMAO. I’ll make sure not to include you in the cast of Cougartown. No worries friend!
Fifteen sounds like he’s going to be just fine during the Zombie Apocalypse, only I’d scrap the Australia plan if I was him, unless he’s not afraid of spiders bigger than his hand. ughhh
I think if he had to choose between a zombie and a spider he’d take the spider. I could be wrong though.
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